The first
three months of being out as trans have been both a rollercoaster and less eventful
than I expected. Mostly, my relationships have not changed. However, I have changed. And I am adjusting to a
very different world. In some ways, it is like being transported to an
alternative reality.
The most
important thing I would say to anyone who is considering coming out as trans is
this:
You choose how people treat you.
Literally
just tell people what you expect. Don't ask. Don't be apologetic. Don't
compromise. This is kinder to the people around you. They don't know what to
do, they are looking for you to tell them. So, tell them, and when they get it
wrong, tell them that too. And don't be afraid to walk away from people who
fight you about it.
If your
mother died, and some asshole kept asking you how your mother was every time
you saw them, you would cut that fucker out of your life. If people can
remember you get older every birthday, or that your relatives have died, or
that you got married or divorced, they can remember your gender has changed
too. If they say it's too hard to remember, they're lying.
Here's some
other important things I have learned:
Bras Are Not Your Fucking Friend, Ladies.
Pretty much
from day one of coming out (Jan 12th, 2018), I put away my bras and
either went bare chested or wore binders if I was going out. My posture
improved, and I was more comfortable, physically. I wasn't sure how much of
that was simply owed to the decrease in dysmorphia… until I had to put a bra
back on.
Fucking
hell. God damn, ladies. Let me tell you, bras are the fucking enemy. I used to
think I could NEVER go bra-less. My breasts are heavy, I'm somewhere between a
DD and an E, depending on brand. It used to hurt when they moved and swung. However, that only lasts about two
weeks, then the muscles across your chest develop a bit and now I can even run
bra-less without any discomfort.
However,
the moment I put that bra back on (a nice, sedate T-shirt bra that was always
my most comfortable favourite), it all goes to shit. I had INSTANT lower back
pain, my posture, which had been fantastic, dropped forward and I could feel
how unbalanced I was.
I know
ladies all want boobs that are sitting up nicely and look shapely, but girls, GIRLS, I am telling you now, that is
not what they are supposed to do. Take it from a dude who used to be beholden
to the bra-prison. Go bra-less a month and you will realise how fucking terrible
bras are for your back, your posture and your balance.
Yeah, they
make your tits look awesome, but they are like high heels—for special, painful
occasions only. I am sure none of you are shocked the beauty industry has been
LYING TO YOU ALL. And I was a complete convert. No way I thought being bra-less
would be possible for big breasts, but I am telling you, everything improves
without one. The only people who really benefit from your wearing bras are men
who want to oogle your tits and fuck them. Seriously, fuck them all to hell.
The Only Friends I Lost Were Assholes
I was
afraid I would lose a lot of friends when I came out. I was worried about some
family members too. However, the people I lost fell into two groups:
1. People I
knew from my old church who quietly unfriended me.
Great
Christianing, assholes. Jesus was friends with criminals and prostitutes, but
you better defriend the trans dude, because… what? You don't want to associate
with sinners? You know that is the OPPOSITE of what Jesus would do, right?
Right? I feel like the only one at that church who even read the bible.
2. Guys who
wanted to slam.
Interestingly,
the people who fell into this category didn't just defriend me. They all made a
point of picking a fight about something unrelated to me being trans and
defriending me over that. It was always something completely inane that
spontaneously became a problem when I came out. Like, yeah bro, you've been
trying to talk me into a date for two years, but suddenly you can't be friends
with someone who has pet birds.
It wish all
my female friends had some way to get the same effect without coming out as
trans so they could clear the fuckboys from their list. 10/10, would recommend.
Men Aren't Constantly Judged
If you're a
woman and you decide not to shave, or not to wear bras, or not to wear makeup,
you have to make a decision not to care about what other people think. And
maybe you're thinking: "But Jake, I honestly don't care what other people
think. I am happy being me."
Congratulations.
But now I am a dude, I don't have to not care. I can care as much as I want.
Because no one else does. There are no comments. No stares. No looks. No asking
if I am tired today. No comments that I look sick. No pity. Men don't deal with
any of that. There is no policing of my appearance at all.
Sometimes when
I feel like shit and none of my clothes match, I feel that faint anxiety that
if I go out I have to 'not care' about the looks. Then I remember there will be
no looks and I as long as my dick is not actually hanging out of my shorts, no
one will notice what I wear. Because I am a dude and there are no standards of
any kind. By having a penis, my right to exist is paid for.
People no
longer stare at me. I no longer have to wonder 'are they looking at me because
I look good or bad?'. Staff ignore me in stores. My life is so peaceful in
public now (unless I have to use the bathroom).
Men Are Fragile Fucking Flowers Because They Have
No Expectations Put On Them
The
downside of men not being judged 24/7 is that they can't handle being judged.
They have no concept that women deal with this from birth and a reasonably
resilient to it (ya'll suffer a lot of fatigue, I know, but you handle SO
MUCH).
Women are
expected to meet hundreds of standards that men just… don't. A woman knows to
get a job or a partner or friends she must look good, have a good personality,
be capable, be emotionally supportive, manage her life and house, etc. Men
don't experience that level of expectation and then when they don't have things
handed to them, they don't understand why. They exist, they have a penis, other
people who exist and have a penis have those things, why don't they?
Women
really have NO CONCEPT of how little is expected of men and how much pressure
they have internalised, and men really have NO CONCEPT of how much pressure is
on women and how many criteria women must meet just to exist.
I thought I
knew and understood before I came out as trans, but I had no idea. Its not
until you have LIVED with the lack of expectations that you really see the
massive difference. And I am not even 100% passing yet.
My
perspective on men is actually becoming less favourable now I see how easy they
have it. I do know a lot of amazing, sweet, intelligent men and I am starting
to recognise, they are the ones who had higher standards put on them growing
up. If your parents were strict and made you do housework, look after your
siblings, get straight As and be hygienic, go and thank them ASAP—you got a
taste of being a woman.
I think its
why trans women often don't cope. They're suddenly expected to meet the
standards other women are and they can't. Ladies, society doesn't hate you
because you're trans (well, it might, but stick with me) it hates you because
you're a woman. You just haven't had the benefit of acclimatising to that hate
since birth.
Life Is Better As A Man
My life is
fantastic since I came out as trans. Haven't washed my jeans in two weeks and
they have tomato sauce on them? No worries, I'm a dude now. I have BO and sweat
stains? Lots of men do, no worries. Haven't plucked my monobrow? Who cares,
I'll see 30 other guys with monobrows at the mall.
And dates,
holy shit. Straight ladies, your standards are LOW. I show up on time, pay for
your meal and don't grope you or make a joke about your tits and I am a fucking
God among men. Literally showing up is enough to impress a straight girl.
Straight
men who can't get dates are FAILURES. I can't even stress how easy it is to
meet the rock bottom standards of straight ladies. Wipe your asses properly so
you don't smell like shit and stop vomiting in their faces? How are ya'll
screwing this up?
I have gone
from spending an hour and a half preparing for a date to not even wearing clean
clothes on a date and I'm still seen as a catch. Maybe I need to start working
as a dating coach. Lads, I am offering. Hit me up if ya'll need saving.
Unisex/Disabled Toilets Are The Holy Grail
I have to
piss all the goddamn time and suddenly it is a nightmare. Women are not happy
when I go in the lady's (and rightfully so, men in the women's bathroom might
be dangerous). However, I don't want to risk being beaten or raped in the men's
yet. Also, men's bathrooms don't have sanitary napkin bins.
I now have
to arrange my face into 'apology' (lady's) or 'I will fucking fight you, just
try me' (men's).
There
aren't words for the relief I feel when I see a unisex disabled toilet. But for
some reason they have pee on the floor 100% of the time.
People Love Me And Still Mis-gender Me.
Sigh. I'm
so used to saying 'he' whenever someone says 'she' now that I do it
automatically even if someone is not talking about me. Worst offender by far is
my mother. I know she loves me, I know she isn't doing it intentionally, and it
still annoys the hell out of me.
So, when
you mis-gender or me or dead name me, know this:
1. I know
you didn't mean to.
2. It
annoys the hell out of me and for a moment I want to slap you.
3. I
forgive you and love you anyway.
So that's
it. This is my three-month report on being a dude. Most of my interpersonal
relationships are the same, which makes me love you all so much more. Overall,
I am happier, healthier and my posture is better. Go figure.
