Good: My massive tomcat Elliot jumping on the bed to say
goodnight to me.
Bad: As I murmur ‘Goodnight, Elliot.’ He jams his entire paw
into my mouth.
Worst: His paw is WET. My whole body goes rigid as I wait
for my taste buds to determine if I am dealing with water from his water bowl
or urine from the litter tray.
At the time I was thinking ‘oh my god, what fresh hell is
this?! Why do I have cats?’ then it occurred to me: whenever any of them yawn,
I jab them in the tongue with my finger. This wasn’t cat weirdness, it was
deliberate and malicious payback.
Thankfully, it was water.
I was still disgusted.
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