Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Horror Movie Review: Blood Night (2009)



A recent article in the Oxford University Press Journal of Medicine provides strong evidence to suggest watching ‘Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet’ (2009) will make you sterile and permanently lower your IQ by twenty points.

Symptoms of watching ‘Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet’ (2009) include: nausea, headaches, testicular cancer, gangrene and periods of homicidal rage followed by intense apathy.

If you suspect you may have been exposed to ‘Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet’ (2009) you should contact a poison control hotline or drive immediately to the closest ER.

There is currently no known treatment for ‘Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet’ (2009).

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