A recent article in the Oxford University
Press Journal of Medicine provides strong evidence to suggest watching ‘Blood
Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet’ (2009) will make you sterile and permanently
lower your IQ by twenty points.
Symptoms of watching ‘Blood Night: The
Legend of Mary Hatchet’ (2009) include: nausea, headaches, testicular cancer,
gangrene and periods of homicidal rage followed by intense apathy.
If you suspect you may have been exposed to
‘Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet’ (2009) you should contact a poison
control hotline or drive immediately to the closest ER.
There is currently no known treatment for
‘Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet’ (2009).
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