Finish what you start.

WRITING TIP OF THE WEEK:

- Finish what you start.

Do you get plenty awesome ideas but never finish anything? Is your hard drive full of opening scenes, perhaps even opening chapters, but no finished works?

Lots of writers do, and this failure to launch—a complete inability to stick with a project long enough to finish it—is extremely common. There are lots of reasons why people can’t finish works. The two most common are that they get bored or frustrated or part of them believes the idea isn’t really any good and that self doubt crushes their faith in their own abilities.

It doesn’t really matter why you can’t finish, because the solution is the same. That’s right, no matter how special and unique and challenging your circumstances are—no matter how tortured and scarred your soul is—finishing a project pretty much comes right down to putting your ass in the chair and sticking with it until you’re done.

I’m going to give you some tools to make it easier though.

Firstly you need to accept this: Whatever you are doing, whatever your writing process is, it is wrong. Specifically, it is wrong for YOU. If it was right, you’d have finished something, so you’re going to have to change.

If you say: ‘Oh, but I can only write at 10pm at night, with three Oreos and a double mocha.’ You are wrong. Maybe your true prime writing time is at 6am, on a train in a carriage that smells like pee, jabbing at an iPad. Or maybe it’s at midday in a park on a laptop. The TRUTH is, career writers can actually write anywhere, under almost any circumstances and still produce work of roughly the same quality. The only reason you have to mix it up is because you’ve taught yourself shitty habits and to unlearn them, you’re going to have to do something different.

Secondly, choose a ‘plan’ or ‘method’ and stick with it. I highly recommend this one. It comes with its own template you can print and I like it because I wrote it. There isn’t a lot of room for buggering around and making excuses and it’s the method I use, so I know it works for me.

You can choose another one, but if it doesn’t work, then come back to my one and damn well stick with it until you’re finished.

Thirdly, you should try using the writing program, Write Or Die. It is a free online program. Alternatively you can buy the $10 desktop version, so you can turn off your internet while you write. It is the single most useful resource for a writer online, hands down. Better than WriterBeware. Better than Duotrope and AgentQuery.

I don’t see how anyone can use it and not reach their word target for the day.

So, once again:

1.      Do something different.

2.      Choose a plan and stick to it.

3.      Use Write or Die to meet your targets.

Annnnnd go!

Quick and Nasty Guide to Publication

This is a very quick guide to publication terms for those who are completely clueless. We’ll look at short stories, novels and non fiction respectively, then I’ll clarify some terms for those who are still completely confused. Even if you are only interested in something specific, I suggest you read this entire article, as it’s written to be read as a whole.

It’s important to remember publishing is a business. For whatever reason you want to be published, the publisher want to make money selling great books (or magazines). Proper grammar and spelling are vital when trying to sell manuscripts as it costs publishers money to have them edited – and they’re not going to buy if you are costing more than you’re making them.

SHORT STORIES:

To sell a short story you need to complete and edit it before you consider submitting. Then it’s a simple process of finding magazines who publish short stories in your genre and checking their submission guidelines. They may want you to send a query letter, they may want you to send a partial or they may simply want the full story with a cover letter. I’ll explain queries, partials and cover letters at the end.

You can use Duotrope.com to search for magazines and e-zines.

NOVELS:

Novels are similar to short stories. First you must write the manuscript and edit it until it is AS PERFECT as you can make it. Then, it is advisable you seek an agent. Querying agents is much like querying magazines. You look them up to see what genres they handle and what their submission guidelines are. Typically they will ask for a query first. If they like the query, they request a partial and if they like the partial, they request the whole manuscript. If they like that, they offer you representation.

Good agents never charge you a fee. They make their money when they sell the novel to a publishing house and take a percentage of your earnings. Typically around 15% to 20%. They will also charge you a housekeeping fee for the money they spent on paper, phone calls and stamps on your behalf – this also comes out of your earnings. This should not be any more than $300.

Agents then sell your work to acquisition editors and organize your contract. They may also hold an auction with several editors at several publishing houses to get more money – after all, the more you get, the more they get.

(Of course, many authors are choosing to self publish these days, but that is a tutorial for another day. If you would like to self publish, you should totally hire me to format your e-books for you. Particularly if you think blatant self promotion in the middle of a tutorial is charming.) You can read more about it here.

NON FICTION:

Publishing nonfiction (cooking books, self help books, etc) follows much the same route as fiction; however you do not have to write the whole manuscript first. You do need to write several chapters and completely map out the book, so that when you sent the partial the agent can see exactly what they book will look like. In nonfiction, your focus of your sales pitch is not the plot of the story, but how YOU will be able to promote the book. Are you a world famous chef selling a cooking book? Generally being world famous in something helps if you’re trying to sell nonfiction and it’s honestly not my area.

QUERY LETTERS:

Query letters are deceptively simple in their layout, for they are exceptionally hard to write and one of the most important parts of the publishing process for a writer. They are the first thing an agent or editor sees and they are the easiest part for them to say no to. They have to be perfect and brilliant and near divine. So they give most writers the complete horrors.

When writing a query letter, the process is as follows:

1. Follow proper businesslike letter format.

2. Get the agent or editors name right.

3. The first paragraph is an introduction. You say you are seeking representation for your novel or story. You give the title of the novel, the genre, the word count and it’s wise to state that it is complete.

4. The second paragraph is a blurb, much like those on the back cover of novels, which summarizes the plot. (The intro and the blurb can be switched if you prefer to open with your pitch.)

5. The third paragraph introduces you. You list any previous publications you’ve had and say something relevant about yourself in relation to the novel. Do not talk about pets, children, husbands or your job – unless you wrote about a police officer who marries a billionaire and you ARE a police officer who married a billionaire.

6. Then you list your contact details. That’s it. Three paragraphs – and they all need to fit on one page. Two pages are too long for a query letter. Painful, huh?

The only exception to these rules is if your last novel was a best seller. Then you open with that, instead of information about the new novel. Also note you cannot lie about anything in a query letter. The agent will find out then even if they accepted you, they will ditch you. Agents do not love liars.

Again, if you don’t want to write your own query letter, it is a service I offer. My prices are good and I have great results. You can read more about it here.

PARTIALS:

Partials, after the horror of query letters, are positively dreamy. They are, quite simply, a cover letter stating what you are sending (name, word count, genre) and why (they asked for a partial on DATE), a two page synopsis of the novel and yes you have to give away the ending and three chapters of the book. If it is fiction, it is the first three chapters, if it is non fiction; it is any three chapters you like.

Many people find the two page synopsis terribly difficult to make coherent and interesting. Often these are passed around at acquisition meetings, so they should appeal to people who have not seen the query or read any of the chapters. Writing partials (and editing early chapters) are also services I offer, and you can read more about it here.

And that is the quick and nasty guide to publication. Questions?


Copyright Talitha Kalago. 2007.

Edited 2012