Wednesday, November 14, 2018
The Five Core Parts Of A Good Synopsis
Synopsis Series: Part 2
I keep taking about ‘proper’ synopsises, but in truth there are many fantastic ways to do a synopsis and they can be quite different. What I am talking in this blog series is how I do synopises, so lets call it ‘The Jake Corvus Method’.
What Are The Parts Of A Synopsis Using The Jake Corvus Method?
1. Overview - Your overview gives you the basic details of your novel structure. It should contain information such as the target audience, the genre, the intended word count, the number of chapters and the goal word count per chapter based on those two numbers. EG: 80,000 words, divided by 25 chapters is 3200 words per chapter. This will help you balance your scenes later on in planning. You will not have to stick to this word or chapter count exactly, its just a guideline. It will help you produce a manuscript that is the right length and format for your target audience.
2. Character Profiles - Eye color, hair color, height, right? Nope. Character profiles are critical, but probably not in the way you think, or in the way you are used to writing them. By all means, you can jot down some notes about appearance so they don’t change half way through the book. However the real core of character profiles is motivations, goals and stakes. Your novel plot revolves around the conflicting goals and desires of your hero and your villain. So starting with these elements, weaving them into the character before you begin writing so they are central to their very being, will give you a stronger, more appealing story. Your villain (and sub villain!) profiles will be even more important than your main characters. No one being mentored by me is ever going to have the problem of getting half way through a book and realizing they have no proper antagonist!
3. World Building - Depending on the genre and locale of your novel’s setting, this could either be huge and complicated, or reasonably simple. If your novel takes place in a contemporary setting, particularly somewhere you are familiar with, this might only consist of some local maps, photos and a few details you need to keep straight in your head. If you are creating a setting from scratch, such as a fantasy or sci fi universe, it could be long and extensive. Any setting you create from scratch has to have the diversity and infrastructure in place to feel realistic. That means a realistic ecosystem (dragons are all well and good, but there has to be a reliable food source for them!) and fantasy cities need to deal with the realities of mundane life. How does a floating city provide enough food for all its people? If a city is underground, where does all the sewerage go? What happens when the surface floods? There can be a lot to think about!
4. Simple Synopsis - This is a bullet point list of scenes, largely used for brainstorming and putting things in order before you start your detailed synopsis. If you have written a synopsis before, it probably looked very similar to what I call a simple synopsis. In short, a simple synopsis is where you brainstorm all the scenes you want in the book, and give them a 1-2 line summary, and put them in roughly the order you want them to occur. The real work comes in the next part, the detailed synopsis.
5. Detailed Synopsis - This is the big meaty, sometimes scary part of the synopsis. You may look at the other four items on the list and think: ‘What is left? Surely I already have a synopsis now!’. Not even close. The detailed synopsis is where the real work starts. Its also where the MAGIC starts. In our detailed synopsis, we aren’t just going to cover what happens in scenes and why, we’re going to track our narrative traction, our emotional beats, the two purposes of each scene and the character arc of each character in the scene. But don’t worry, each of those elements will have its own dedicated blog post. When we are finished this blog series, you aren’t going to feel overwhelmed, you are going to feel like an expert. And you’re going to have the best damn novel synopsis you have ever written in your life.
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ALL CURRENT POSTS IN THIS SERIES:
1. Do You Struggle With What To Write Next?
2. The Five Core Parts Of A Good Synopsis
3. The Command Center of Your Novel
4. Characters Readers Remember Forever
5. Character Mistakes You Can't Afford To Make
6. Building An Empire
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Wednesday, November 7, 2018
Do You Struggle With What To Write Next?
Synopsis Series: Part 1
Tell me if this sounds familiar. You have a few hours set aside to do some writing. You sit down with a coffee or tea and re-read the past couple of pages. You have a vague idea of where the scene is going and what happens after that, but when it comes to writing the actual words… nothing.
You struggle to get the scene right for a few hours, and the end of of your writing session, you have only written a few hundred words. And you’re not even sure they’re good words. You really love your story, but when it comes to getting it down on paper, its just so hard.
Other writers seem to get much higher word counts, it seems like they are just better at thinking than you are. You’re pretty sure there’s nothing you can do about it, its just how you are.
The truth is, its probably not ‘how you are’, rather you’re just not working with a proper synopsis.
What is a synopsis?
In the context of a novel a synopsis can refer to two things:
1. A plan and scene-by-scene break down of your entire book that you use as a guide to write it.
2. A plot summary you give to agents and publishers so they have an overview of your story without having to read the whole thing.
While these seem similar and both called synopsis, they are not the same thing. If you think your synopsis can be used for both of these, you either have a terrible book plan to write off, or a terrible summary to give to agents and editors, or more than likely, both.
But that’s okay, its rare to meet an author who is good at either!
Maybe you don’t like working from a synopsis, and you’re ready to stop reading now, but stick with me to the end. Give me a chance to change your mind. Lets look at the pros and cons of writing with a proper synopsis.
CONS:
- Boredom: Knowing what is going to happen just makes the book boring to write.
- Hard work: Writing a good synopsis takes time and hard word, its much more fun to just start writing.
- Inflexibility: You’ll end up torturing the plot to keep it in line with the synopsis, rather than letting it flow naturally.
PROS:
- Productivity: Knowing what will happen next means massive word counts.
- Easy-breezy Writing: All the hard work has been done before you start writing the first draft.
- Less Editing: Plot holes are patched, character arcs are complete and in place, stakes, conflict and tension are all clear and easy to follow building to a breathtaking climax, all before you begin.
- Less Wasted Time: If a story just doesn’t work, you find out before you start writing, instead of 12 months later when you have a complete first draft that is unsalvageable.
- Industry Preparedness - The first time you sell a book, you have to write the whole book first. However by your fifth book, you will be signing contracts based on a synopsis, and you have to be able to deliver a novel based on the synopsis you have provided!
How Can A Synopsis Make You A Better Writer?
Imagine you sit down to write for the day. You have the same few hours as last time, but today you have a detailed, complete synopsis for your novel. You read it through before you begin for the day and then you start writing right away, no need to sit and think about what is going to happen next.
The tension between your two main characters is almost unbearable, but you know you need to hold it for two more chapters, when it will have the biggest emotional impact. You know even though it seems like they are never going to forgive each other, everything is going to turn around when they confront the villain and the truth is revealed. So you can focus all your attention in this scene on raising the stakes and adding the finishing touches to your red herring, that you started setting up in chapter two.
Its a very convincing red herring and you are certain your readers are going to be shocked at the reveal. Even though you know the twist, you are excited about writing it. Its just so clever! You’re proud of yourself for coming up with it. And you’re proud of the incredible tension and high stakes in this scene. If you didn’t have a synopsis, you would struggle for weeks to come up with a way out of this crisis for your characters, and you’d run the risk of it being a bit deus ex machina. But since it was all planned in the synopsis stage, you have been able to thread in all the parts you need from the beginning. You know it will feel clever instead of slapdash.
The conflict between your characters is so intense it almost brings you to tears, but you finish the day having easily written over 1000 words per an hour. You’ve completed another scene and you’re excited about the scenes to come. Even though you know what will happen, writing is so much fun when its easy and you leave every session with 3000 more words!
Does that could like a good writing day? When I am mentoring writers, I find it much more productive to give feedback on a synopsis than the novel itself. Ideally, I would always be working with someone on their synopsis /before they begin writing/, not after, when they have a whole novel to fix.
In part, that is why I am writing this blog series. So you can learn how to fix all the problems with your novel BEFORE YOU WRITE IT.
If you write a synopsis, get feedback, address all the issues, get feedback again and keep repeating until the synopsis is solid and plot hole free, THEN write the novel, the only editing you will need to do is typos and stylistic stuff. Yes, synopsis are hard work, and yes, they aren’t always fun to write (I actually love writing them, so don’t assume you will hate it, you might love it too when you learn how to do it properly!), but they save you so much time, pain, frustration and heartache in the long run, I think its crazy to write without one.
Over the next eleven weeks, I am going to show you HOW to write a synopsis, so that your novel is successful before you even start writing it.
Stay tuned, because next week is part two: The 5 Parts Of A Synopsis.
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ALL CURRENT POSTS IN THIS SERIES:
1. Do You Struggle With What To Write Next?
2. The Five Core Parts Of A Good Synopsis
3. The Command Center of Your Novel
4. Characters Readers Remember Forever
5. Character Mistakes You Can't Afford To Make
6. Building An Empire
Tell me if this sounds familiar. You have a few hours set aside to do some writing. You sit down with a coffee or tea and re-read the past couple of pages. You have a vague idea of where the scene is going and what happens after that, but when it comes to writing the actual words… nothing.
You struggle to get the scene right for a few hours, and the end of of your writing session, you have only written a few hundred words. And you’re not even sure they’re good words. You really love your story, but when it comes to getting it down on paper, its just so hard.
Other writers seem to get much higher word counts, it seems like they are just better at thinking than you are. You’re pretty sure there’s nothing you can do about it, its just how you are.
The truth is, its probably not ‘how you are’, rather you’re just not working with a proper synopsis.
What is a synopsis?
In the context of a novel a synopsis can refer to two things:
1. A plan and scene-by-scene break down of your entire book that you use as a guide to write it.
2. A plot summary you give to agents and publishers so they have an overview of your story without having to read the whole thing.
While these seem similar and both called synopsis, they are not the same thing. If you think your synopsis can be used for both of these, you either have a terrible book plan to write off, or a terrible summary to give to agents and editors, or more than likely, both.
But that’s okay, its rare to meet an author who is good at either!
Maybe you don’t like working from a synopsis, and you’re ready to stop reading now, but stick with me to the end. Give me a chance to change your mind. Lets look at the pros and cons of writing with a proper synopsis.
CONS:
- Boredom: Knowing what is going to happen just makes the book boring to write.
- Hard work: Writing a good synopsis takes time and hard word, its much more fun to just start writing.
- Inflexibility: You’ll end up torturing the plot to keep it in line with the synopsis, rather than letting it flow naturally.
PROS:
- Productivity: Knowing what will happen next means massive word counts.
- Easy-breezy Writing: All the hard work has been done before you start writing the first draft.
- Less Editing: Plot holes are patched, character arcs are complete and in place, stakes, conflict and tension are all clear and easy to follow building to a breathtaking climax, all before you begin.
- Less Wasted Time: If a story just doesn’t work, you find out before you start writing, instead of 12 months later when you have a complete first draft that is unsalvageable.
- Industry Preparedness - The first time you sell a book, you have to write the whole book first. However by your fifth book, you will be signing contracts based on a synopsis, and you have to be able to deliver a novel based on the synopsis you have provided!
How Can A Synopsis Make You A Better Writer?
Imagine you sit down to write for the day. You have the same few hours as last time, but today you have a detailed, complete synopsis for your novel. You read it through before you begin for the day and then you start writing right away, no need to sit and think about what is going to happen next.
The tension between your two main characters is almost unbearable, but you know you need to hold it for two more chapters, when it will have the biggest emotional impact. You know even though it seems like they are never going to forgive each other, everything is going to turn around when they confront the villain and the truth is revealed. So you can focus all your attention in this scene on raising the stakes and adding the finishing touches to your red herring, that you started setting up in chapter two.
Its a very convincing red herring and you are certain your readers are going to be shocked at the reveal. Even though you know the twist, you are excited about writing it. Its just so clever! You’re proud of yourself for coming up with it. And you’re proud of the incredible tension and high stakes in this scene. If you didn’t have a synopsis, you would struggle for weeks to come up with a way out of this crisis for your characters, and you’d run the risk of it being a bit deus ex machina. But since it was all planned in the synopsis stage, you have been able to thread in all the parts you need from the beginning. You know it will feel clever instead of slapdash.
The conflict between your characters is so intense it almost brings you to tears, but you finish the day having easily written over 1000 words per an hour. You’ve completed another scene and you’re excited about the scenes to come. Even though you know what will happen, writing is so much fun when its easy and you leave every session with 3000 more words!
Does that could like a good writing day? When I am mentoring writers, I find it much more productive to give feedback on a synopsis than the novel itself. Ideally, I would always be working with someone on their synopsis /before they begin writing/, not after, when they have a whole novel to fix.
In part, that is why I am writing this blog series. So you can learn how to fix all the problems with your novel BEFORE YOU WRITE IT.
If you write a synopsis, get feedback, address all the issues, get feedback again and keep repeating until the synopsis is solid and plot hole free, THEN write the novel, the only editing you will need to do is typos and stylistic stuff. Yes, synopsis are hard work, and yes, they aren’t always fun to write (I actually love writing them, so don’t assume you will hate it, you might love it too when you learn how to do it properly!), but they save you so much time, pain, frustration and heartache in the long run, I think its crazy to write without one.
Over the next eleven weeks, I am going to show you HOW to write a synopsis, so that your novel is successful before you even start writing it.
Stay tuned, because next week is part two: The 5 Parts Of A Synopsis.
GET EXCITED, MY NEW WEBSITE IS LIVE! GO CHECK IT OUT!
And don’t forget to sign up to my amazing mailing list at www.traditionalevolution.com. It contains book news, stories too personal for facebook, movie reviews and when you first sign up, you get the full, unabridged version of the chicken story!
ALL CURRENT POSTS IN THIS SERIES:
1. Do You Struggle With What To Write Next?
2. The Five Core Parts Of A Good Synopsis
3. The Command Center of Your Novel
4. Characters Readers Remember Forever
5. Character Mistakes You Can't Afford To Make
6. Building An Empire
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Wednesday, October 31, 2018
Jake Talks About Lists Again
Obsessive Compulsive Meets
Organisation
Anyone who knows me well, knows I have a deep and unhealthy
passion for lists. List are life. Lists are love. People also know I am
painfully organised. My house is tidy, my days are ordered. And as a result, I
am very productive.
This blog post is going to be an insight into how I organise
my life and, there are no surprises, its mostly lists. Lists make me happy. They
make me content. And I find crossing things off lists to be very enjoyable
indeed.
This post is not a suggestion for how you should organise
your life. Rather, its just an entertaining insight into me and my system. In
fact, I suspect my system wouldn’t suit anyone else, and if it was forced onto
someone, they would probably go crazy.
Still, maybe something here will inspire you, or solve a
problem you have been grappling with. At the very least, it will give you an
entertaining peep into my brain.
Journal
My journal is for my thoughts, my memories and my feelings. It
is an exercise in mental health. I put down the good and the bad here, both so I
can let it go, and so I can process and analyse what is happening in my life.
It helps me make plans, analyse my problems and explore my feelings. I have had
dozens of epiphanies writing in my journal. I would say putting myself on paper
has changed the course of my life for the better.
I go through a lot of these. On average, one hardback, lined
journal every two months. That's about six a year. I do a lot of thinking. And
a lot of talking to myself! Some days, I can write 10-15 pages, though the average
is closer to 3 pages. That's not to say I journal every single day, but I do
make the time a few days a week.
If you are stressed, feeling lost, feeling frustrated,
unhappy with your life, or just trying to step your life up to the next level,
I strongly recommend journaling. Getting all your thoughts down on paper makes
a huge difference. I don't see any point in imposing any rules on yourself. I
will say, my favourite time to write is early on rainy mornings, either out on
my back deck or in bed—depending on how windy it is.
Either way, even when I am stressed, journaling is a relief,
if not a joy. It’s a way of letting go and taking time to get to know myself. It’s
the one time I can be 100% honest, knowing I can't be judged. And that is a
rare pleasure indeed.
Day Planner
This is for my practical, every day 'to do' list. It keeps
my house running, and makes sure I get to appointments and pay bills on time.
It is a tool and the workhorse of my productivity. There is nothing poetic or
creative about it.
Everything else on this list makes me feel good, or makes me
more productive, or cares for my mental health. However, my day planner is vital.
Without it, my life would be in complete shambles. Because when I am very ill,
I can't remember anything, and because my day planner tracks my medication and
if my pets have been fed, my day planner may actually actively keep me and my
pets alive.
I actually don't know how people function without a day planner.
I can't even imagine it.
What is really important to me, is that my day planner has a
full page for every day. Its very frustrating for me when Saturday and Sunday
are sharing a page, since my weekends aren't less busy than my week days. When
choosing a day planner, think about how your week is structured and spend the
time hunting for a planner than suits you. You might even find a digital
planner suits you better, but I will stick to my physical book and pens.
Bujo
My bujo is part goals, part inspiration, part monthly plan. I
don’t bujo exactly the same as other people—though anyone who insists on bujo
'rules' is just a killjoy. My Bujo is a gorgeous Paperblank hardcover notebook with
blank pages. I keep it yearly, so each bujo covers a whole year of my life. It
is used to track my yearly goals and projects, which are then further broken
down into monthly sections. I include a lot of lists and checklists. Including,
but not limited to, places to visit, saving and finance, books I have read,
books I want to write, blog post planning, weight and fitness tracking,
birthdays of friends and family, wish lists, planting and harvesting guides for
my garden, career goals and milestones, & personal goals and milestones.
My bujo is also decorated with stickers, washi tape and hand
drawn art. Its not just about tracking, its about inspiring, so its important
to me that it looks good. Working on it is a great joy for me, an artistic
process and something I do when I want to relax and do something creative.
Bujo is a fantastic hobby for people who love lists and art.
Just keep in mind it should be enjoyable. Too many people I see put pressure on
themselves to make it 'perfect', or they put such high expectations on
themselves that they fall behind in bujo maintenance then are too despondent to
catch up again.
I started working on my 2019 bujo in August, planning out
the pages I wanted and then the order I wanted them in. I pencilled in the title
and page numbers very lightly and over October/November/December I will do the
penning and taping for many of the pages—since I am going to be very busy with
a baby early in the year, I am hoping to get at least six months prepared in
advance.
Often, I will set up pages at the start of the year, then
only decorate them as the year progresses. Even if I have finished with them.
That's okay too. Bujos are about function and enjoyment. Its not an art
competition.
Prayer Book
Every day, instead of praying out loud, I write in my prayer
book. These prayers are usually in the form of giving thanks, asking for guidance
and asking for God to act on behalf of the people around me who may be
struggling.
If you aren't religious, the equivalent would be a gratitude
journal, with letters to loved ones.
Personally, my prayer book has a hugely positive impact on
my mental health. It teaches me to stop trying to control everything in my life
and not obsess quite so much. Its also nice to look back through the pages and
see how many of my prayers were answered, and how many things I was worried
about that turned out okay.
Obviously, for me, as a Christian, it is a deeply personal
connection with my faith. Its not really something I would recommend for
others, unless the idea brings you joy and excitement. Its not going to make
you more organised, either way!
Business and Writing Plan
This is my only digital file. I keep it in scrivener and it
is broken into several parts.
Website
Social Media & Promotion
Novel Length Projects
Shorts and Novella Length Projects
Vision Writers
Non-Career Items
These are straight up lists of things I need to do, broken down
into manageable/practical steps that can be added, one at a time, to my day
planner.
In the Writing Plan, a novel might look something like this:
TITLE – First Draft
TITLE – Second Draft
TITLE – Feedback and Beta Readers
TITLE – Third Draft
TITLE – Synopsis and Query
TITLE – Submit to Agents
In my day planner, I might put 'Title – First Draft' down a
my primary goal for several months, while I write it. But once it is done, it gets
crossed off in the Writing Plan and the next day, the primary item in my day
planner is 'Title – Second Draft'. And plodding along in that manner keeps me
productive and on track.
In each section, Website, Vision, Novels, etc, everything is
listed in the order I want to complete them. So, I always know that, in each
section, I work from top to bottom to achieve my goals. There is, however, a
LOT of things in this file. Probably enough work for at least the next five
years, if not the next ten. And that's okay. Its fantastic to have a clear idea
of where I am going.
None of it is set in stone, I can review and change it whenever
I like. Things get moved around a lot—just not in mid project. Once I start, I commit
to finishing.
Conclusion
There you go! Insight into the way I track and organise my
life. Inspiring? Terrifying? You tell me. The important thing is, I have a
system that works with my life. Whatever you do, you need the same.
And stay tuned, the newsletter, synopsis series and new
website is coming! I promise.
Wednesday, October 24, 2018
Jake's Ethical Christmas
It's October 24th, which means you have exactly
two months to plan and prepare for Christmas!
This is probably an element of my personality only people close
to me know about, but I am passionate about sustainability and reducing waste. I
am not one of those people who tries to do a zero-waste year. That is only feasible
for healthy people, who have a decent income and plenty of extra time. They
also can't really have pets, because even though my dogs are on a raw food
diet, I can't bring home 30kgs of raw meat in paper bags.
However, I am a strong advocate for reducing consumerism
waste. Things like cheap clothes we wear a few times, or not at all, before throwing
away. Trinkets and nick-nacks that serve no purpose. Things that are unwanted, unneeded
and unpractical, but are given because we feel we need to give something.
In this blog post, I want to offer some solutions. Many of
them will be local to me, but hopefully you can extrapolate them out to where
you live—finding the same or similar items in your local area.
IDEA ONE – Be Honest
A great way to reduce waste and actually buy useful items is
to be honest with your family and friends about what you need. I think younger
generation are better at this than older ones. Older generations seem to find
asking for specific things very rude. So instead of helping with rent, or
buying the work socks you desperately need, they'll give you a $40 fairy costume
for your cat. I think we, as a society, need to get past this. If someone asks
you for something they need, and it’s a reasonable request, please get that.
They'll appreciate it and it won't go straight into landfill in January.
If you are asking for specific things, take the guesswork
out. Give your size and preferred colour. You can also make it fun. "Give
me a year's supply of my favourite brand of dishwashing detergent." is practical
and amusing.
IDEA TWO – Potted Plants
Please buy terra cotta pots. Terra cotta is just fired clay.
Its all natural, there is very little waste or chemicals—bar those required to
power the kiln they were cooked in. If cared for, it lasts thousands of years,
but if crushed up, its no different to rock. Broken terra cotta pots have
plenty of uses in the garden, including just being left on their side to house
frogs and lizards.
If you also buy seeds and grow them yourself for people, you
are reducing waste greatly. If you are going to buy seedlings in plastic pots,
ring around and see where you can donate the plastic pots so they can be
reused. Some nurseries will very happily take them back.
A lot of succulents and other plants grow from cuttings. So,
if you have a mature adult plant, you can produce endless baby plants for gift
giving. Now is a good time to start propagating for Christmas, so the plants
you hand over have a good root development and aren't going to die.
IDEA THREE – Biodegradable Toothbrushes
Did you know you can get biodegradable toothbrushes made of bamboo?
You can even just throw them in your compost when you are done with them. Did
you know every single plastic toothbrush you have ever used still exists? It's
in landfill or floating in the ocean right now. Not only that, but it will be
here for hundreds of years after you die. That's over 1000 toothbrushes per
person.
Assuming people use, on average, one toothbrush a month, 12
toothbrushes is a year's supply. If you gave everyone you knew 12 bamboo
toothbrushes every year, you could save thousands of plastic toothbrushes going
into landfill.
Many bamboo toothbrushes also come in cardboard packaging,
that is also biodegradable. You can order them online from places like Amazon,
Aliexpress and speciality stores. They range in cost from about $4 each, to
around 40c each and come in a range of colours.
IDEA FOUR – Hand Made, Unpackaged Soaps, Candles & Bath Bombs
Living on the sunshine coast, there is an endless supply of
soap and bath bomb makers around, and they stock all sorts of boutique stores
and market stalls near where I live. However even if you don't live in an area
like mine, most malls these days have a Lush, Dusk or other candle/soap store
that has unpackaged items, and sells them in paper bags.
I think its preferable to support a local artisan and buy
them right from the people who make them in their kitchen. However, make do
with what you have. The good thing about soaps, candles and bath bombs is that they
get used up and they are gone. If they are made with natural ingredients (no
plastic beads!) they cause no harm. However, they are still a lovely treat to use
and receive.
IDEA FOUR – Coconut & Wood Plates, Bowls & Chopping Boards
Coconut bowls are all the rage at the moment. They are
probably a more practical gift for the trendy Instagram people in your life. Or
the people who wish they were trendy Instagram people. If someone loves food or
cooking, wooden bowls, plates and chopping boards may be a fantastic, long used
and much-loved gift.
Skip this one for the friends and family who eat take away with
one hand and play computer games with the other.
IDEA FIVE – Jars of Preserved Foods
Again, I live on the Sunshine Coast, so I am surrounded by
boutique farms which produce their own preserves and sell them at local stalls
and stores. Everything from goat cheese, olives, dried tomatoes, garlic cloves,
more exotic jams and chutneys than I could poke a stick at.
In my favourite store, the Maleny Food co, which has QLD's
best ice cream, a fromagerie and a several shelves of exotic preserved goods,
there are always about a dozen things I want to buy. But I always tell myself
'next time'. Then I buy and ice cream, and $50 worth of buffalo cheese, and
next time never comes.
Again, this is a gift that is better for people who love to cook.
And its probably worth adding a small hand-written note, saying: 'This product
is tastiest if used within X months'. A lot of preserved food lasts forever. However,
that means some people save them forever! Products like expensive, virgin oils
are better used as soon as possible. After a few months they go stale.
Eat your preserves while they are fresh and full of life and
flavour.
IDEA SIX – Memberships, Tickets and Gift Cards
How about a twelve-month Audible membership? Or dancing
lessons? Or a twelve-month Netflix membership? Cooking lessons? Tickets to events?
Gift cards to and eco friendly store? Is there a memory you can have together? Can
you go scuba diving or horseback riding? This idea is particularly great for
kids. You can buy them a year of music lessons, or martial arts lessons. Anyone
who drives a lot will get a lot of use from an Audible membership.
If your friends have no time for classes and are always run
off their feet, would 20 hours of a maid service be welcome? How about 4 hours
of babysitting so they can go out together for once? If their yard is overrun,
can you hire them a gardener?
Think in terms of services, skills and experiences, not just
items.
So that's it! My suggested Christmas gift list. I am already
gathering my gifts for Christmas (pro tip, you're probably getting bamboo toothbrushes).
And if you start planning and ordering now, you should have everything in
plenty of time for Christmas, which will make things stress and guilt free.
If you don't celebrate Christmas, or Christmas is a bad time
for you, now is the right time to start planning so you will be busy over that
period. Make a list of things you want to fix, make and visit over December. Go
to the beach, go to the gym, get out in nature, declutter your house, learn to
cook some new things, try new restaurants, paint. Find a list of all the local
tourist attractions you've never been to and see them all. Tackle that pile of
books that you keep swearing you'll read. And, on Christmas day, even if you
don't want to, find someone hosting an orphan Christmas and spend the day with
them. Let other people feed and distract you.
And remember, try not to buy a bunch of crap that will end
up in landfill.
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