Thursday, December 20, 2018
Character Mistakes You Can't Afford To Make
Synopsis Series: Part 5
Welcome back! This week we continue with character profiles and how to set them up so you create characters readers never forget. You can re-read last weeks post, with the full profile template here.
Starting With Your Villain
One of the most unforgivable mistakes I see amateur writers making is 1) not having a villain, 2) not having a well thought out villain or 3) having a villain who only appears at the end of the book.
Your villain is as, if not more, important than your hero. Why? Because your villain drives the action of the plot. And more importantly, your hero is only as brave as the conflicts they face. The more evil and dangerous your villain, the braver and more impressive your hero is. A villain we never see, and know nothing about, isn’t scary, so by contrast, your hero isn’t very impressive.
This is why I tell writers I am mentoring to start with their villain profile, not their main character. Your villain will be driving the plot, creating stakes and tension. So their motives, strengths, weaknesses, goals and growth arc all need to come first.
I will note, some novels do not have traditional villains. That is to say, the villain may not be a person. Villain is just anther word for antagonist though and every story has to have some form of antagonist. So look for yours and see how it can be expanded.
In romance, particularly short romances, the ‘villain’ is often the love interest themselves. They are the antagonists to the protagonist. However there should always be another conflict in romance that makes the love interest the antagonist. Some sort of conflicting interest or belief. Longer romance titles will often have another villain, or even two or three. Someone the couple must work together to overcome and defeat.
In The Grey (2011) starring Liam Neeson, there are three main antagonists. First, there is the weather, which brings down the plane and is a constant and unrelenting threat. There is the terrain itself, both an obstacle and a threat in its own right. And there is the pack of wolves, given a face in the form of the alpha wolf, which Neeson’s character develops deep hostile recognition with, as the movie progresses.
These antagonists are introduced early and in escalating conflicts. Talk of wolves and the storm happens before the plane takes off, we see the wolves before they attack and several times throughout the movie. If the only time we saw them was at the very end of the movie, in the final showdown, there would be no emotional tension in the viewer. Anticipation and development build to the climax, giving it impact.
Regardless of what your villain is, person, love interest or force of nature, they still need to be fully developed, introduced early and build up in escalating conflicts.
So as you go forward in this post, don’t think about filling in these sections of a profile for your main character, think about filling them in for your villain FIRST. Save that plucky little hero for second.
Strengths and Weaknesses
Here’s a writing element that some people just understand innately, and some people never learn and just continue to fail at for years, never understanding why their work isn’t popular or doesn’t sell.
Characters need to have a strength and a weakness, and in the course of the novel, their weakness needs to cause them to fail, and then has to be overcome, and their strength has to be tested to breaking point.
These elements need to happen in critical turning points of your novel, such as the climax.
Now, you are either saying to yourself ‘that makes sense’ or ‘what the hell are you talking about, Jake?’. That will tell you which group of people you belong to.
So when you are listing your characters strengths and weaknesses, don’t just write an inert list. Write how they are critical to the plot. If your character’s strength is that they are brave, there must be a scene where you push them so hard that bravery cracks, and they are afraid. If their weakness is greed, there has to be a scene where they give into that greed and betray what matters to them. Then, later on, there must be a scene where they overcome that greed and make the right choice.
The exception here is villains and books with sad/bittersweet endings. What separates your hero from your villain is usually that second look at their weakness. Where your hero makes the right choice, and chooses love and equality and righteousness, your villain chooses power, and greed and selfishness. That is their downfall. Your villain should also easily overcome the testing of their strength.
Your villain must always be strong and powerful. Much, much more powerful than your hero. Otherwise, your hero is just a bully.
Desires and Barriers
Both your hero and your villain’s desires are the meat of the plot. So if you don’t know what they are, you don’t really have a plot. In Harry Potter, Tom Riddle and Harry Potter were both denied love, acceptance and a family. Tom Riddle became Voldemort, seeking power and revenge—a revenge he unfairly directed at a minority. Harry came to Hogwarts seeking the family he had lost, but takes a different route to Tom, choosing friends, protecting others and standing up for the weak. In the end Voledemort dies and Harry lives and gets his new family.
Your hero and villain’s desires have to be in conflict with each other. They don’t have to want the same thing, but their desires have to be incompatible. This is what puts them at odds with one and other, and forces them to confront each other.
It is important to remember your reader will always care less than your character. So your character has to care about their goal more than anything else. They have to be willing to sacrifice everything for it. There is nothing entertaining about a character who is too cool to care. Because if your character doesn’t care, why does the reader? What are they reading for, if it doesn’t even matter to the main character and its their life?
So your hero and villain both need to want something so badly they are willing to die for it. Or, at least, make big sacrifices. And their desires need to contradict one and other. It is okay if your character starts wanting one thing, and then switches to the main thing very early in the book.
For example, Katniss doesn’t want to be a part of the hunger games, but she wants her sister Prim to be safe even more. For the rest of the series she is torn between those two desires. Her desire to stay alive, and her even more pressing desire to keep those she loves alive.
Once you know what your hero and villain want, you need to know why they want it. What do they get? Why does it matter to them? The reason needs to be believable and understandable. Even if a reader doesn’t want that thing themselves, they have to understand why your characters would sacrifice their own lives to have it.
Next, you need clear and seemingly insurmountable barriers to having the thing. Again, this is where your hero and villain will tie together, they should, at least in part, be the barrier stopping each other from reaching their goal.
And finally, what is the cost if they fail? There should be an internal/personal cost, and an external/global cost. EG: If the main character can’t find the cure, his daughter will die (personal) and the disease will continue to kill millions (global). Global doesn’t have to mean ‘world wide’ by the way. It could just mean all the animals on the farm die, as long as that is a stake you can make the reader care about deeply.
Growth Arc
Now we scroll back up the profile template to the growth arc. If you have done your strengths and weaknesses, and your character motivation and goals properly, this should be a breeze. Where does your character start, emotionally and physically, and where do they end up? How have they changed? What have they sacrificed?
They have either risen and overcome their challenges (hero) or sunk to depths they swore never to delve into (villain). They end the novel having made a great sacrifice to have come out victorious (hero), or their vice proved to be their downfall and they were defeated (villain).
The point of a growth arc is not just to know its there and working (though that its important), it is a tool that shows you how hard you need to press the point at different stages in your novel. If your character is reckless at the beginning, and becomes responsible during the story, then you know you need to play up their recklessness at the start, so there is a huge contrast at the end.
Contrast is the key word here. The bigger and clearer that difference is, beginning to end, the greater the sense of reader satisfaction will be.
Room Description
Why does room description matter? I am guessing most of you don’t give a lot of thought to your character’s rooms. I am going to give you three room descriptions and I want you to read them carefully and think about what sort of people probably live in them.
ROOM ONE
The window was open, letting in sunlight and a sping breeze that billowed the lace curtains. The bed was old and iron, but painted white, the duvet was a patchwork of pink and cream roses. On the antique dresser, was a vase of cheery pink carnations, fresh from the garden and beside them, neatly placed hairbrushes and hand mirrors.
ROOM TWO
The stink of stale BO and dirty socks was oppressive. Dark posters of angry men with guitars were pealing off the walls, with one lone pin up model from a calender tacked to the wall beside the unmade bed. Clothes—mostly black—dominated the floor in uneven piles. A stack of CDs had cascaded off the messy desk and spilled across the floor, their prismatic, silver undersides the only source of color.
ROOM THREE
Toys. Toys everywhere. On the shelves, on the bed, spilling off the dresser onto the floor. The bedroom closet was open, stuffed to bursting with tiny, brightly colored clothes, and still more toys, leaking off the shelves and piled up under the clothes, making it impossible to close the closet door. In the middle of the room, a half empty sippy-cup of juice and the crusts of toast, cold and forgotten.
There is no trick here. I’m not going to say ‘Surprise! Room three belongs to a serial killer.’ Rather, I want you to see how you can tell readers about a character by showing them where and how they live. Giving characters a room that reflects their personality gives them an anchor in he reality you have created. It gives them a past. If there are toys on the floor, it implies in the past they were placed there, played with. Flowers were cut recently, outside, so the scene has a past, and expands beyond the room you see. Little details imply other details, and they give your writing a sense of realism. A good room description can do that for your character, as well as your writing.
Don’t ignore it. Just don’t make it too long either.
Twenty Facts Expanded
Twenty facts is more of a brainstorming process for me. If I am struggling to write a list of twenty facts about a character, I clearly don’t know them very well. So it would be hard to write them realistically, or convincingly. It also means they don’t have enough depth. Some characters I could write fifty facts without pause. Others, I may realize I am struggling to even write the first three or four facts.
Brainstorming facts about characters has often given me directions and ideas for the plot, or solved problems in the plot that I was struggling with before. At the very least, it gives me a few flavor elements to keep the characters feeling like people.
Which is more interesting?
1. “Do you want to get pizza?”
“Sure.”
2. “Do you want to get pizza?”
“No anchovies, the smell makes me gag.” OR “No mushrooms, they give me the worst gas.”
Maybe this seems small, but perhaps later on, your main character is trying to stop their partner eating a poisoned dish, but can’t talk to them, so they put a little sign on it saying ‘contains mushrooms’.
Or maybe their partner accidentally eats mushrooms and the toxic smell gives them away, which is more interesting than having them just knock something over. Things that gives a sense of continuity through the plot are more satisfying than things that just happen in that scene.
Are You Ready To Rumble!?
I hope you understand not just what you need in a profile, but why. The why is more important. If you understand why, you can alter this character template to suit your own needs and the genre of your book. But if you don’t understand why, you’re going to struggle, even to use this template correctly.
I’m always happy to help though, so if you are struggling, hit me up at jakecorvus at gmail.com. And don’t forget to sign up to my hilariously inappropriate newsletter at www.traditionalevolution.com. It contains book news, stories too personal for facebook, movie reviews and when you first sign up, you get the full, unabridged version of the chicken story.
ALL CURRENT POSTS IN THIS SERIES:
1. Do You Struggle With What To Write Next?
2. The Five Core Parts Of A Good Synopsis
3. The Command Center of Your Novel
4. Characters Readers Remember Forever
5. Character Mistakes You Can't Afford To Make
6. Building An Empire
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Thursday, December 13, 2018
Characters Readers Remember Forever
Synopsis Series: Part 4
Characters Readers Remember Forever
Can you name five of your favorite characters from books? How about five of the best known ones? Have you heard of these characters? Harry Potter. Jon Snow. Katniss Everdeen. Bridget Jones. Bilbo Baggins.
The best characters are ones that never leave us. That become a part of popular culture. Writing a memorable character at that level without any planning or consideration is even rarer than winning the lottery. It would take one of a kind talent, paired with once in a lifetime luck. Do you really want to bet on either? Its a much better idea to learn about what makes a character memorable and lovable and fascinating before you begin writing the book, and plan to write those elements in from the beginning, so they are deeply intertwined with the narrative. Editing them in later, after all, will be almost impossible.
Laying A Foundation For Immortality
Character profiles are where you lay the foundation of what matters. Its not a place to record hair colour, eye colour, weight, height and freckle density. Though a few strong, defining physical features can make a character stand out in a reader’s mind, they aren’t what matters.
Did you like Harry Potter because he had green eyes? Or did you like him because he rose up from adversity to become a hero? Were you captivated by Katniss’ brown hair, or because she was willing to sacrifice her own life to save her little sister?
The important parts of a memorable character are not what they look like, but what they do. What they want. What they sacrifice. And its these elements that need to be at the core of your character profile. Not what they look like, but who they are, deep inside. What drives them. What are their limits? What makes them human? What makes them worthy of being a protagonist in a story?
As Always, Jake As A System For Everything
Over the years, I have developed an extensive character profile that I use to design characters prior to writing a novel. It makes my characters, and my plots, stronger, more lifelike and fills them with conflict and tension.
I am going to share it with you here, but don’t try and use it yet. This week I am discussing the layout, next week I will be discussing how to fill it in properly.
JAKE’S CHARACTER PROFILE:
BOOK: (The working title of the book this character is in.)
Name: (Character name. First, last and any nick names.)
Age: (Character age at in chapter 1, though you might want to also include their age at the end of the last chapter, if it changes.)
Race: (This is more for fantasy and sci fi than contemporary fic. If I was doing contemp I would change this to ‘ethnic background’.)
Hair: (This is so you remember and keep it consistent but also, try to put a description here, not just a colour. EG: a loose black Grace Kelley bob. Salt and pepper, thinning on the top. Long, loose and gold, tangled and wild.)
Skin: (Skin tone, again, a description is better than a color. Remember not to describe dark skinned people as food. Its offensive. No coffee or chocolate, okay?)
Eyes: (Rather than color, try and focus on emotion with your eye description. Pale grey, with hard wrinkled lines from frowning. Wide, blue, bright and full of wonder.)
Magic: (Again, this is for fantasy/spec fic, not contemp. Depending on your setting, this could be extensive and cross into world building.)
Quirks/Turns of phrase: (If you see my post here on style: https://traditionalevolution.blogspot.com/2016/04/elements-to-better-writing-style.html you will see I recommend giving characters their own distinct ‘voice’. This is where you make notes about that. This section can end up being quite long and extensive!)
Personality: (A lot of people list character traits here. Eg: brave, shy, funny, outgoing, etc. Do that if you have to, to give yourself an outline, but then after each trait give an example of HOW they show that trait. Nothing is worse than a book that tells you character is brave, but we never get to see them being brave. You can’t tell your reader anything regarding personality, you can only SHOW them. So do yourself a favor and work out some ways to show that trait now, not when you’re writing your first draft.)
Growth Arc: (Every character has to go through a developmental arc throughout the story. Maybe they start out shy and grow in confidence. Maybe they start out carefree and have all their innocence stripped away. You need to know where they start and where they end, before you start planning the novel in full. This is so you can set up point A very strongly, so point B has more impact. I remember C.S Pacat talking about her character Laurent in Captive Prince. She said she knew people needed to hate him at the start, and he had to win them over slowly as the novel progressed. She was still devastated everyone hated him when they started reading! And boy did they hate him. But by the end of the series, no one saw him as a bad guy anymore, everyone loved him.)
Four Descriptions: (These are short, active descriptions of the character as they would appear in the text. Try and make them very different and set under very different circumstances. I try and do them from different POVs. EG: someone who hates them, someone who admires them, the character happy, and the character in the height of a conflict.)
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Room/Home description: (I will expand on this a lot in the next blog post, but your characters room says a lot about them. It is a character in its own right, so you need to expand on that.)
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Family: (List any family members this character has, and make some notes about their interpersonal relationships.)
Greatest Strength: (These next sections are going to be the focus of next week’s blog post.)
Tested By:
Greatest Weakness:
Failure/Overcome:
Most Desires: (These too.)
What do they Gain?:
Barriers to Goal:
Cost of Failure (internal/external):
20 Facts about the character: (This may seem a bit pointless, but it has actually proved to be a vital part of my character and plot development. It promotes brainstorming and forces you to flesh out the character in your mind. Childhood incidents, favorite food and colors, interesting likes and dislikes, etc can all go here. Read through your character profiles regularly, and you will be able to add a lot of life and a sense of history and depth to characters by using these notes.)
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So there it is, Jake’s character profile sheet. Is it what you expected? How does it compare to character profiles you have used in the past? If you are feeling a bit lost, don’t worry, I am going to expand on it next week. The most important parts of this profile are not explained at all right now, you have to wait until for the real magic! See you then!
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1. Do You Struggle With What To Write Next?
2. The Five Core Parts Of A Good Synopsis
3. The Command Center of Your Novel
4. Characters Readers Remember Forever
5. Character Mistakes You Can't Afford To Make
6. Building An Empire
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Wednesday, December 5, 2018
The Command Center of Your Novel
Synopsis Series: Part 3
Writing an overview sounds ridiculously simple, maybe so simple you wonder why it needs its own blog post at all. Depending on your experience level, it may be a lot harder than you think. It may even be impossible for you to do properly when you are starting out.
That is because a functional overview means you have to be pretty good at estimating how long scenes are going to be, and how long a novel will be, based on the plot points you create. Not everyone is good at this. In fact, few people are good at this at all.
How Much Content Do You Need For Novel?
The most common mistake I see first time writers making, is they write down their scenes and they think they have enough material for a long novel. Maybe even a trilogy. However in truth, they barely have enough story for a novella.
To remind you, an overview is the basic details of your novel structure. It should contain information such as the target audience, the genre, the intended word count, the number of chapters and the goal word count per chapter based on those two numbers. EG: 80,000 words, divided by 25 chapters is 3200 words per chapter.
So lets start at the beginning and work through your overview.
How Do You Set Up An Overview?
Your genre and target audience is the first thing you should know. You can take the exact same plot, same characters, same ending—but end up with completely different books if you are writing for teenagers VS adults. The tone, themes and focus will be different, even though the plot and characters can be exactly the same.
Sometimes people come to me asking for feedback, but can’t tell me who the target audience is. I find it almost impossible to give them feedback under those circumstances, because without knowing the target audience, there is no way for me to know what the feedback should be.
So first, you decide who your target audience is, and your genre. Remember, genre is just the primary emotion your reader wants to feel when reading. Romance = love. Horror = fear. Fantasy = awe. And so on. Genre is also where your book will be shelved in the book store. You want to be shelved with similar authors, so you can be found by your target audience.
How Long Should My Novel Be?
When you know your target audience and genre, you can get a rough idea of what your word count can be. Particularly if you want to sell commercially, with a traditional publisher or through book stores, you will need to stick within the genre norms. This is very easy to find out, simply google: ‘Average word count for GENRE.’ Be very aware that niche genres can vary a lot. Particularly in romance. While a typical historical romance might be up around 120, 000 words, a contemporary erotica romance might only average 60, 000 words. KNOW YOUR GENRE.
When you know the average word count for your genre and target audience, you can divide that into chapters. Thrillers often have quite short chapters. Fantasy novels tend to have longer chapters. If you aren’t sure how long the average chapters are for a genre, grab five of them off the shelf at the library. Google their word counts, then check what number the last chapter is. Divide the total word count by the chapters, and, tada! You have the number of words per chapter. If you do five of these and average them out, you will have a good idea of what is normal, comfortable and commercial.
The Complete Overview
So now your overview should be laid out something like this:
GENRE:
TARGET AUDIENCE:
TOTAL WORDS:
NUMBER OF CHAPTERS:
WORDS PER CHAPTER:
When you have this information, it will help you when building your plot. Because you will know how much content you need to fill a novel. Most writers should assume scenes are going to be shorter than you think. If you really have NO IDEA how long a scene will be, I suggest this:
Look at your scene description, maybe it says something like: ‘Keith breaks into the sealed room in the basement and finds the evil shrine, he starts to feel sick and the scene ends with him being rushed to hospital in an ambulance.’
Now, estimate how long that scene will be. Lets say, 1500 words. Now, write the scene, but write it so you can’t see the word count. If that means putting a small sticky note over the corner of the screen to hide the word count, so be it. Don’t try and write it to any length, just write the best scene you can. Then when it is done, compare the word count you estimated to the word count you have. Turns out, it was only 900 words long. Oops!
Do the same thing next time, and the time after. Keep doing it until you find you have a more accurate grasp of how long scenes are. Just remember, your goal is to accurately try and gauge how long a scene will be if WRITTEN WELL. Your goal is NEVER to extend a minimal idea to fit a higher word count. That is bad writing and will ultimately lead to boring scenes that drag terribly.
When you get to writing your simple synopsis, you will need to make sure there are roughly enough scenes for the number of chapters you want. Even if you have reasonably short chapters, its a good idea to have two, or even three plot points per chapter. You also want to consider ending your chapters in the middle of scenes, on cliff-hangers, instead of ending them where the scene ends naturally. This entices readers to keep reading, instead of putting the book down and leaving to do other things.
Knowing how many chapters you will have, makes it easier to structure your novel to make it hard to put down.
What If I Can’t Stick To The Plan?
It DOES NOT MATTER if while writing the first draft, this initial plan goes out the window a bit. Maybe you add more chapters, maybe you cut some out. Maybe you end up with a word count that is a bit off what you thought it would be. As long as you aren’t under contract, there is no one to disappoint. However later in your career, when you are under contract, these things can cause big problems. So its a good idea to start practicing planning and estimating novel length early on.
This practice of planning a overview will also help you if you want to write for specific imprints of publishing houses. Many imprints, particularly in romance, have strict guidelines when it comes to word counts. If everything is planned out before you begin writing, then you don’t have to worry about vastly lengthening or shortening a novel that is the wrong length for the imprint you are writing for.
Stay tuned, because next week we’re going to start character profiles! And I bet you a dollar, everything you think you know about character profiles is wrong.
And don’t forget to sign up to my hilariously inappropriate newsletter at www.traditionalevolution.com. It contains book news, stories too personal for facebook, movie reviews and when you first sign up, you get the full, unabridged version of the chicken story.
ALL CURRENT POSTS IN THIS SERIES:
1. Do You Struggle With What To Write Next?
2. The Five Core Parts Of A Good Synopsis
3. The Command Center of Your Novel
4. Characters Readers Remember Forever
5. Character Mistakes You Can't Afford To Make
6. Building An Empire
Writing an overview sounds ridiculously simple, maybe so simple you wonder why it needs its own blog post at all. Depending on your experience level, it may be a lot harder than you think. It may even be impossible for you to do properly when you are starting out.
That is because a functional overview means you have to be pretty good at estimating how long scenes are going to be, and how long a novel will be, based on the plot points you create. Not everyone is good at this. In fact, few people are good at this at all.
How Much Content Do You Need For Novel?
The most common mistake I see first time writers making, is they write down their scenes and they think they have enough material for a long novel. Maybe even a trilogy. However in truth, they barely have enough story for a novella.
To remind you, an overview is the basic details of your novel structure. It should contain information such as the target audience, the genre, the intended word count, the number of chapters and the goal word count per chapter based on those two numbers. EG: 80,000 words, divided by 25 chapters is 3200 words per chapter.
So lets start at the beginning and work through your overview.
How Do You Set Up An Overview?
Your genre and target audience is the first thing you should know. You can take the exact same plot, same characters, same ending—but end up with completely different books if you are writing for teenagers VS adults. The tone, themes and focus will be different, even though the plot and characters can be exactly the same.
Sometimes people come to me asking for feedback, but can’t tell me who the target audience is. I find it almost impossible to give them feedback under those circumstances, because without knowing the target audience, there is no way for me to know what the feedback should be.
So first, you decide who your target audience is, and your genre. Remember, genre is just the primary emotion your reader wants to feel when reading. Romance = love. Horror = fear. Fantasy = awe. And so on. Genre is also where your book will be shelved in the book store. You want to be shelved with similar authors, so you can be found by your target audience.
How Long Should My Novel Be?
When you know your target audience and genre, you can get a rough idea of what your word count can be. Particularly if you want to sell commercially, with a traditional publisher or through book stores, you will need to stick within the genre norms. This is very easy to find out, simply google: ‘Average word count for GENRE.’ Be very aware that niche genres can vary a lot. Particularly in romance. While a typical historical romance might be up around 120, 000 words, a contemporary erotica romance might only average 60, 000 words. KNOW YOUR GENRE.
When you know the average word count for your genre and target audience, you can divide that into chapters. Thrillers often have quite short chapters. Fantasy novels tend to have longer chapters. If you aren’t sure how long the average chapters are for a genre, grab five of them off the shelf at the library. Google their word counts, then check what number the last chapter is. Divide the total word count by the chapters, and, tada! You have the number of words per chapter. If you do five of these and average them out, you will have a good idea of what is normal, comfortable and commercial.
The Complete Overview
So now your overview should be laid out something like this:
GENRE:
TARGET AUDIENCE:
TOTAL WORDS:
NUMBER OF CHAPTERS:
WORDS PER CHAPTER:
When you have this information, it will help you when building your plot. Because you will know how much content you need to fill a novel. Most writers should assume scenes are going to be shorter than you think. If you really have NO IDEA how long a scene will be, I suggest this:
Look at your scene description, maybe it says something like: ‘Keith breaks into the sealed room in the basement and finds the evil shrine, he starts to feel sick and the scene ends with him being rushed to hospital in an ambulance.’
Now, estimate how long that scene will be. Lets say, 1500 words. Now, write the scene, but write it so you can’t see the word count. If that means putting a small sticky note over the corner of the screen to hide the word count, so be it. Don’t try and write it to any length, just write the best scene you can. Then when it is done, compare the word count you estimated to the word count you have. Turns out, it was only 900 words long. Oops!
Do the same thing next time, and the time after. Keep doing it until you find you have a more accurate grasp of how long scenes are. Just remember, your goal is to accurately try and gauge how long a scene will be if WRITTEN WELL. Your goal is NEVER to extend a minimal idea to fit a higher word count. That is bad writing and will ultimately lead to boring scenes that drag terribly.
When you get to writing your simple synopsis, you will need to make sure there are roughly enough scenes for the number of chapters you want. Even if you have reasonably short chapters, its a good idea to have two, or even three plot points per chapter. You also want to consider ending your chapters in the middle of scenes, on cliff-hangers, instead of ending them where the scene ends naturally. This entices readers to keep reading, instead of putting the book down and leaving to do other things.
Knowing how many chapters you will have, makes it easier to structure your novel to make it hard to put down.
What If I Can’t Stick To The Plan?
It DOES NOT MATTER if while writing the first draft, this initial plan goes out the window a bit. Maybe you add more chapters, maybe you cut some out. Maybe you end up with a word count that is a bit off what you thought it would be. As long as you aren’t under contract, there is no one to disappoint. However later in your career, when you are under contract, these things can cause big problems. So its a good idea to start practicing planning and estimating novel length early on.
This practice of planning a overview will also help you if you want to write for specific imprints of publishing houses. Many imprints, particularly in romance, have strict guidelines when it comes to word counts. If everything is planned out before you begin writing, then you don’t have to worry about vastly lengthening or shortening a novel that is the wrong length for the imprint you are writing for.
Stay tuned, because next week we’re going to start character profiles! And I bet you a dollar, everything you think you know about character profiles is wrong.
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2. The Five Core Parts Of A Good Synopsis
3. The Command Center of Your Novel
4. Characters Readers Remember Forever
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Wednesday, November 14, 2018
The Five Core Parts Of A Good Synopsis
Synopsis Series: Part 2
I keep taking about ‘proper’ synopsises, but in truth there are many fantastic ways to do a synopsis and they can be quite different. What I am talking in this blog series is how I do synopises, so lets call it ‘The Jake Corvus Method’.
What Are The Parts Of A Synopsis Using The Jake Corvus Method?
1. Overview - Your overview gives you the basic details of your novel structure. It should contain information such as the target audience, the genre, the intended word count, the number of chapters and the goal word count per chapter based on those two numbers. EG: 80,000 words, divided by 25 chapters is 3200 words per chapter. This will help you balance your scenes later on in planning. You will not have to stick to this word or chapter count exactly, its just a guideline. It will help you produce a manuscript that is the right length and format for your target audience.
2. Character Profiles - Eye color, hair color, height, right? Nope. Character profiles are critical, but probably not in the way you think, or in the way you are used to writing them. By all means, you can jot down some notes about appearance so they don’t change half way through the book. However the real core of character profiles is motivations, goals and stakes. Your novel plot revolves around the conflicting goals and desires of your hero and your villain. So starting with these elements, weaving them into the character before you begin writing so they are central to their very being, will give you a stronger, more appealing story. Your villain (and sub villain!) profiles will be even more important than your main characters. No one being mentored by me is ever going to have the problem of getting half way through a book and realizing they have no proper antagonist!
3. World Building - Depending on the genre and locale of your novel’s setting, this could either be huge and complicated, or reasonably simple. If your novel takes place in a contemporary setting, particularly somewhere you are familiar with, this might only consist of some local maps, photos and a few details you need to keep straight in your head. If you are creating a setting from scratch, such as a fantasy or sci fi universe, it could be long and extensive. Any setting you create from scratch has to have the diversity and infrastructure in place to feel realistic. That means a realistic ecosystem (dragons are all well and good, but there has to be a reliable food source for them!) and fantasy cities need to deal with the realities of mundane life. How does a floating city provide enough food for all its people? If a city is underground, where does all the sewerage go? What happens when the surface floods? There can be a lot to think about!
4. Simple Synopsis - This is a bullet point list of scenes, largely used for brainstorming and putting things in order before you start your detailed synopsis. If you have written a synopsis before, it probably looked very similar to what I call a simple synopsis. In short, a simple synopsis is where you brainstorm all the scenes you want in the book, and give them a 1-2 line summary, and put them in roughly the order you want them to occur. The real work comes in the next part, the detailed synopsis.
5. Detailed Synopsis - This is the big meaty, sometimes scary part of the synopsis. You may look at the other four items on the list and think: ‘What is left? Surely I already have a synopsis now!’. Not even close. The detailed synopsis is where the real work starts. Its also where the MAGIC starts. In our detailed synopsis, we aren’t just going to cover what happens in scenes and why, we’re going to track our narrative traction, our emotional beats, the two purposes of each scene and the character arc of each character in the scene. But don’t worry, each of those elements will have its own dedicated blog post. When we are finished this blog series, you aren’t going to feel overwhelmed, you are going to feel like an expert. And you’re going to have the best damn novel synopsis you have ever written in your life.
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Wednesday, November 7, 2018
Do You Struggle With What To Write Next?
Synopsis Series: Part 1
Tell me if this sounds familiar. You have a few hours set aside to do some writing. You sit down with a coffee or tea and re-read the past couple of pages. You have a vague idea of where the scene is going and what happens after that, but when it comes to writing the actual words… nothing.
You struggle to get the scene right for a few hours, and the end of of your writing session, you have only written a few hundred words. And you’re not even sure they’re good words. You really love your story, but when it comes to getting it down on paper, its just so hard.
Other writers seem to get much higher word counts, it seems like they are just better at thinking than you are. You’re pretty sure there’s nothing you can do about it, its just how you are.
The truth is, its probably not ‘how you are’, rather you’re just not working with a proper synopsis.
What is a synopsis?
In the context of a novel a synopsis can refer to two things:
1. A plan and scene-by-scene break down of your entire book that you use as a guide to write it.
2. A plot summary you give to agents and publishers so they have an overview of your story without having to read the whole thing.
While these seem similar and both called synopsis, they are not the same thing. If you think your synopsis can be used for both of these, you either have a terrible book plan to write off, or a terrible summary to give to agents and editors, or more than likely, both.
But that’s okay, its rare to meet an author who is good at either!
Maybe you don’t like working from a synopsis, and you’re ready to stop reading now, but stick with me to the end. Give me a chance to change your mind. Lets look at the pros and cons of writing with a proper synopsis.
CONS:
- Boredom: Knowing what is going to happen just makes the book boring to write.
- Hard work: Writing a good synopsis takes time and hard word, its much more fun to just start writing.
- Inflexibility: You’ll end up torturing the plot to keep it in line with the synopsis, rather than letting it flow naturally.
PROS:
- Productivity: Knowing what will happen next means massive word counts.
- Easy-breezy Writing: All the hard work has been done before you start writing the first draft.
- Less Editing: Plot holes are patched, character arcs are complete and in place, stakes, conflict and tension are all clear and easy to follow building to a breathtaking climax, all before you begin.
- Less Wasted Time: If a story just doesn’t work, you find out before you start writing, instead of 12 months later when you have a complete first draft that is unsalvageable.
- Industry Preparedness - The first time you sell a book, you have to write the whole book first. However by your fifth book, you will be signing contracts based on a synopsis, and you have to be able to deliver a novel based on the synopsis you have provided!
How Can A Synopsis Make You A Better Writer?
Imagine you sit down to write for the day. You have the same few hours as last time, but today you have a detailed, complete synopsis for your novel. You read it through before you begin for the day and then you start writing right away, no need to sit and think about what is going to happen next.
The tension between your two main characters is almost unbearable, but you know you need to hold it for two more chapters, when it will have the biggest emotional impact. You know even though it seems like they are never going to forgive each other, everything is going to turn around when they confront the villain and the truth is revealed. So you can focus all your attention in this scene on raising the stakes and adding the finishing touches to your red herring, that you started setting up in chapter two.
Its a very convincing red herring and you are certain your readers are going to be shocked at the reveal. Even though you know the twist, you are excited about writing it. Its just so clever! You’re proud of yourself for coming up with it. And you’re proud of the incredible tension and high stakes in this scene. If you didn’t have a synopsis, you would struggle for weeks to come up with a way out of this crisis for your characters, and you’d run the risk of it being a bit deus ex machina. But since it was all planned in the synopsis stage, you have been able to thread in all the parts you need from the beginning. You know it will feel clever instead of slapdash.
The conflict between your characters is so intense it almost brings you to tears, but you finish the day having easily written over 1000 words per an hour. You’ve completed another scene and you’re excited about the scenes to come. Even though you know what will happen, writing is so much fun when its easy and you leave every session with 3000 more words!
Does that could like a good writing day? When I am mentoring writers, I find it much more productive to give feedback on a synopsis than the novel itself. Ideally, I would always be working with someone on their synopsis /before they begin writing/, not after, when they have a whole novel to fix.
In part, that is why I am writing this blog series. So you can learn how to fix all the problems with your novel BEFORE YOU WRITE IT.
If you write a synopsis, get feedback, address all the issues, get feedback again and keep repeating until the synopsis is solid and plot hole free, THEN write the novel, the only editing you will need to do is typos and stylistic stuff. Yes, synopsis are hard work, and yes, they aren’t always fun to write (I actually love writing them, so don’t assume you will hate it, you might love it too when you learn how to do it properly!), but they save you so much time, pain, frustration and heartache in the long run, I think its crazy to write without one.
Over the next eleven weeks, I am going to show you HOW to write a synopsis, so that your novel is successful before you even start writing it.
Stay tuned, because next week is part two: The 5 Parts Of A Synopsis.
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ALL CURRENT POSTS IN THIS SERIES:
1. Do You Struggle With What To Write Next?
2. The Five Core Parts Of A Good Synopsis
3. The Command Center of Your Novel
4. Characters Readers Remember Forever
5. Character Mistakes You Can't Afford To Make
6. Building An Empire
Tell me if this sounds familiar. You have a few hours set aside to do some writing. You sit down with a coffee or tea and re-read the past couple of pages. You have a vague idea of where the scene is going and what happens after that, but when it comes to writing the actual words… nothing.
You struggle to get the scene right for a few hours, and the end of of your writing session, you have only written a few hundred words. And you’re not even sure they’re good words. You really love your story, but when it comes to getting it down on paper, its just so hard.
Other writers seem to get much higher word counts, it seems like they are just better at thinking than you are. You’re pretty sure there’s nothing you can do about it, its just how you are.
The truth is, its probably not ‘how you are’, rather you’re just not working with a proper synopsis.
What is a synopsis?
In the context of a novel a synopsis can refer to two things:
1. A plan and scene-by-scene break down of your entire book that you use as a guide to write it.
2. A plot summary you give to agents and publishers so they have an overview of your story without having to read the whole thing.
While these seem similar and both called synopsis, they are not the same thing. If you think your synopsis can be used for both of these, you either have a terrible book plan to write off, or a terrible summary to give to agents and editors, or more than likely, both.
But that’s okay, its rare to meet an author who is good at either!
Maybe you don’t like working from a synopsis, and you’re ready to stop reading now, but stick with me to the end. Give me a chance to change your mind. Lets look at the pros and cons of writing with a proper synopsis.
CONS:
- Boredom: Knowing what is going to happen just makes the book boring to write.
- Hard work: Writing a good synopsis takes time and hard word, its much more fun to just start writing.
- Inflexibility: You’ll end up torturing the plot to keep it in line with the synopsis, rather than letting it flow naturally.
PROS:
- Productivity: Knowing what will happen next means massive word counts.
- Easy-breezy Writing: All the hard work has been done before you start writing the first draft.
- Less Editing: Plot holes are patched, character arcs are complete and in place, stakes, conflict and tension are all clear and easy to follow building to a breathtaking climax, all before you begin.
- Less Wasted Time: If a story just doesn’t work, you find out before you start writing, instead of 12 months later when you have a complete first draft that is unsalvageable.
- Industry Preparedness - The first time you sell a book, you have to write the whole book first. However by your fifth book, you will be signing contracts based on a synopsis, and you have to be able to deliver a novel based on the synopsis you have provided!
How Can A Synopsis Make You A Better Writer?
Imagine you sit down to write for the day. You have the same few hours as last time, but today you have a detailed, complete synopsis for your novel. You read it through before you begin for the day and then you start writing right away, no need to sit and think about what is going to happen next.
The tension between your two main characters is almost unbearable, but you know you need to hold it for two more chapters, when it will have the biggest emotional impact. You know even though it seems like they are never going to forgive each other, everything is going to turn around when they confront the villain and the truth is revealed. So you can focus all your attention in this scene on raising the stakes and adding the finishing touches to your red herring, that you started setting up in chapter two.
Its a very convincing red herring and you are certain your readers are going to be shocked at the reveal. Even though you know the twist, you are excited about writing it. Its just so clever! You’re proud of yourself for coming up with it. And you’re proud of the incredible tension and high stakes in this scene. If you didn’t have a synopsis, you would struggle for weeks to come up with a way out of this crisis for your characters, and you’d run the risk of it being a bit deus ex machina. But since it was all planned in the synopsis stage, you have been able to thread in all the parts you need from the beginning. You know it will feel clever instead of slapdash.
The conflict between your characters is so intense it almost brings you to tears, but you finish the day having easily written over 1000 words per an hour. You’ve completed another scene and you’re excited about the scenes to come. Even though you know what will happen, writing is so much fun when its easy and you leave every session with 3000 more words!
Does that could like a good writing day? When I am mentoring writers, I find it much more productive to give feedback on a synopsis than the novel itself. Ideally, I would always be working with someone on their synopsis /before they begin writing/, not after, when they have a whole novel to fix.
In part, that is why I am writing this blog series. So you can learn how to fix all the problems with your novel BEFORE YOU WRITE IT.
If you write a synopsis, get feedback, address all the issues, get feedback again and keep repeating until the synopsis is solid and plot hole free, THEN write the novel, the only editing you will need to do is typos and stylistic stuff. Yes, synopsis are hard work, and yes, they aren’t always fun to write (I actually love writing them, so don’t assume you will hate it, you might love it too when you learn how to do it properly!), but they save you so much time, pain, frustration and heartache in the long run, I think its crazy to write without one.
Over the next eleven weeks, I am going to show you HOW to write a synopsis, so that your novel is successful before you even start writing it.
Stay tuned, because next week is part two: The 5 Parts Of A Synopsis.
GET EXCITED, MY NEW WEBSITE IS LIVE! GO CHECK IT OUT!
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1. Do You Struggle With What To Write Next?
2. The Five Core Parts Of A Good Synopsis
3. The Command Center of Your Novel
4. Characters Readers Remember Forever
5. Character Mistakes You Can't Afford To Make
6. Building An Empire
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Wednesday, October 31, 2018
Jake Talks About Lists Again
Obsessive Compulsive Meets
Organisation
Anyone who knows me well, knows I have a deep and unhealthy
passion for lists. List are life. Lists are love. People also know I am
painfully organised. My house is tidy, my days are ordered. And as a result, I
am very productive.
This blog post is going to be an insight into how I organise
my life and, there are no surprises, its mostly lists. Lists make me happy. They
make me content. And I find crossing things off lists to be very enjoyable
indeed.
This post is not a suggestion for how you should organise
your life. Rather, its just an entertaining insight into me and my system. In
fact, I suspect my system wouldn’t suit anyone else, and if it was forced onto
someone, they would probably go crazy.
Still, maybe something here will inspire you, or solve a
problem you have been grappling with. At the very least, it will give you an
entertaining peep into my brain.
Journal
My journal is for my thoughts, my memories and my feelings. It
is an exercise in mental health. I put down the good and the bad here, both so I
can let it go, and so I can process and analyse what is happening in my life.
It helps me make plans, analyse my problems and explore my feelings. I have had
dozens of epiphanies writing in my journal. I would say putting myself on paper
has changed the course of my life for the better.
I go through a lot of these. On average, one hardback, lined
journal every two months. That's about six a year. I do a lot of thinking. And
a lot of talking to myself! Some days, I can write 10-15 pages, though the average
is closer to 3 pages. That's not to say I journal every single day, but I do
make the time a few days a week.
If you are stressed, feeling lost, feeling frustrated,
unhappy with your life, or just trying to step your life up to the next level,
I strongly recommend journaling. Getting all your thoughts down on paper makes
a huge difference. I don't see any point in imposing any rules on yourself. I
will say, my favourite time to write is early on rainy mornings, either out on
my back deck or in bed—depending on how windy it is.
Either way, even when I am stressed, journaling is a relief,
if not a joy. It’s a way of letting go and taking time to get to know myself. It’s
the one time I can be 100% honest, knowing I can't be judged. And that is a
rare pleasure indeed.
Day Planner
This is for my practical, every day 'to do' list. It keeps
my house running, and makes sure I get to appointments and pay bills on time.
It is a tool and the workhorse of my productivity. There is nothing poetic or
creative about it.
Everything else on this list makes me feel good, or makes me
more productive, or cares for my mental health. However, my day planner is vital.
Without it, my life would be in complete shambles. Because when I am very ill,
I can't remember anything, and because my day planner tracks my medication and
if my pets have been fed, my day planner may actually actively keep me and my
pets alive.
I actually don't know how people function without a day planner.
I can't even imagine it.
What is really important to me, is that my day planner has a
full page for every day. Its very frustrating for me when Saturday and Sunday
are sharing a page, since my weekends aren't less busy than my week days. When
choosing a day planner, think about how your week is structured and spend the
time hunting for a planner than suits you. You might even find a digital
planner suits you better, but I will stick to my physical book and pens.
Bujo
My bujo is part goals, part inspiration, part monthly plan. I
don’t bujo exactly the same as other people—though anyone who insists on bujo
'rules' is just a killjoy. My Bujo is a gorgeous Paperblank hardcover notebook with
blank pages. I keep it yearly, so each bujo covers a whole year of my life. It
is used to track my yearly goals and projects, which are then further broken
down into monthly sections. I include a lot of lists and checklists. Including,
but not limited to, places to visit, saving and finance, books I have read,
books I want to write, blog post planning, weight and fitness tracking,
birthdays of friends and family, wish lists, planting and harvesting guides for
my garden, career goals and milestones, & personal goals and milestones.
My bujo is also decorated with stickers, washi tape and hand
drawn art. Its not just about tracking, its about inspiring, so its important
to me that it looks good. Working on it is a great joy for me, an artistic
process and something I do when I want to relax and do something creative.
Bujo is a fantastic hobby for people who love lists and art.
Just keep in mind it should be enjoyable. Too many people I see put pressure on
themselves to make it 'perfect', or they put such high expectations on
themselves that they fall behind in bujo maintenance then are too despondent to
catch up again.
I started working on my 2019 bujo in August, planning out
the pages I wanted and then the order I wanted them in. I pencilled in the title
and page numbers very lightly and over October/November/December I will do the
penning and taping for many of the pages—since I am going to be very busy with
a baby early in the year, I am hoping to get at least six months prepared in
advance.
Often, I will set up pages at the start of the year, then
only decorate them as the year progresses. Even if I have finished with them.
That's okay too. Bujos are about function and enjoyment. Its not an art
competition.
Prayer Book
Every day, instead of praying out loud, I write in my prayer
book. These prayers are usually in the form of giving thanks, asking for guidance
and asking for God to act on behalf of the people around me who may be
struggling.
If you aren't religious, the equivalent would be a gratitude
journal, with letters to loved ones.
Personally, my prayer book has a hugely positive impact on
my mental health. It teaches me to stop trying to control everything in my life
and not obsess quite so much. Its also nice to look back through the pages and
see how many of my prayers were answered, and how many things I was worried
about that turned out okay.
Obviously, for me, as a Christian, it is a deeply personal
connection with my faith. Its not really something I would recommend for
others, unless the idea brings you joy and excitement. Its not going to make
you more organised, either way!
Business and Writing Plan
This is my only digital file. I keep it in scrivener and it
is broken into several parts.
Website
Social Media & Promotion
Novel Length Projects
Shorts and Novella Length Projects
Vision Writers
Non-Career Items
These are straight up lists of things I need to do, broken down
into manageable/practical steps that can be added, one at a time, to my day
planner.
In the Writing Plan, a novel might look something like this:
TITLE – First Draft
TITLE – Second Draft
TITLE – Feedback and Beta Readers
TITLE – Third Draft
TITLE – Synopsis and Query
TITLE – Submit to Agents
In my day planner, I might put 'Title – First Draft' down a
my primary goal for several months, while I write it. But once it is done, it gets
crossed off in the Writing Plan and the next day, the primary item in my day
planner is 'Title – Second Draft'. And plodding along in that manner keeps me
productive and on track.
In each section, Website, Vision, Novels, etc, everything is
listed in the order I want to complete them. So, I always know that, in each
section, I work from top to bottom to achieve my goals. There is, however, a
LOT of things in this file. Probably enough work for at least the next five
years, if not the next ten. And that's okay. Its fantastic to have a clear idea
of where I am going.
None of it is set in stone, I can review and change it whenever
I like. Things get moved around a lot—just not in mid project. Once I start, I commit
to finishing.
Conclusion
There you go! Insight into the way I track and organise my
life. Inspiring? Terrifying? You tell me. The important thing is, I have a
system that works with my life. Whatever you do, you need the same.
And stay tuned, the newsletter, synopsis series and new
website is coming! I promise.
Wednesday, October 24, 2018
Jake's Ethical Christmas
It's October 24th, which means you have exactly
two months to plan and prepare for Christmas!
This is probably an element of my personality only people close
to me know about, but I am passionate about sustainability and reducing waste. I
am not one of those people who tries to do a zero-waste year. That is only feasible
for healthy people, who have a decent income and plenty of extra time. They
also can't really have pets, because even though my dogs are on a raw food
diet, I can't bring home 30kgs of raw meat in paper bags.
However, I am a strong advocate for reducing consumerism
waste. Things like cheap clothes we wear a few times, or not at all, before throwing
away. Trinkets and nick-nacks that serve no purpose. Things that are unwanted, unneeded
and unpractical, but are given because we feel we need to give something.
In this blog post, I want to offer some solutions. Many of
them will be local to me, but hopefully you can extrapolate them out to where
you live—finding the same or similar items in your local area.
IDEA ONE – Be Honest
A great way to reduce waste and actually buy useful items is
to be honest with your family and friends about what you need. I think younger
generation are better at this than older ones. Older generations seem to find
asking for specific things very rude. So instead of helping with rent, or
buying the work socks you desperately need, they'll give you a $40 fairy costume
for your cat. I think we, as a society, need to get past this. If someone asks
you for something they need, and it’s a reasonable request, please get that.
They'll appreciate it and it won't go straight into landfill in January.
If you are asking for specific things, take the guesswork
out. Give your size and preferred colour. You can also make it fun. "Give
me a year's supply of my favourite brand of dishwashing detergent." is practical
and amusing.
IDEA TWO – Potted Plants
Please buy terra cotta pots. Terra cotta is just fired clay.
Its all natural, there is very little waste or chemicals—bar those required to
power the kiln they were cooked in. If cared for, it lasts thousands of years,
but if crushed up, its no different to rock. Broken terra cotta pots have
plenty of uses in the garden, including just being left on their side to house
frogs and lizards.
If you also buy seeds and grow them yourself for people, you
are reducing waste greatly. If you are going to buy seedlings in plastic pots,
ring around and see where you can donate the plastic pots so they can be
reused. Some nurseries will very happily take them back.
A lot of succulents and other plants grow from cuttings. So,
if you have a mature adult plant, you can produce endless baby plants for gift
giving. Now is a good time to start propagating for Christmas, so the plants
you hand over have a good root development and aren't going to die.
IDEA THREE – Biodegradable Toothbrushes
Did you know you can get biodegradable toothbrushes made of bamboo?
You can even just throw them in your compost when you are done with them. Did
you know every single plastic toothbrush you have ever used still exists? It's
in landfill or floating in the ocean right now. Not only that, but it will be
here for hundreds of years after you die. That's over 1000 toothbrushes per
person.
Assuming people use, on average, one toothbrush a month, 12
toothbrushes is a year's supply. If you gave everyone you knew 12 bamboo
toothbrushes every year, you could save thousands of plastic toothbrushes going
into landfill.
Many bamboo toothbrushes also come in cardboard packaging,
that is also biodegradable. You can order them online from places like Amazon,
Aliexpress and speciality stores. They range in cost from about $4 each, to
around 40c each and come in a range of colours.
IDEA FOUR – Hand Made, Unpackaged Soaps, Candles & Bath Bombs
Living on the sunshine coast, there is an endless supply of
soap and bath bomb makers around, and they stock all sorts of boutique stores
and market stalls near where I live. However even if you don't live in an area
like mine, most malls these days have a Lush, Dusk or other candle/soap store
that has unpackaged items, and sells them in paper bags.
I think its preferable to support a local artisan and buy
them right from the people who make them in their kitchen. However, make do
with what you have. The good thing about soaps, candles and bath bombs is that they
get used up and they are gone. If they are made with natural ingredients (no
plastic beads!) they cause no harm. However, they are still a lovely treat to use
and receive.
IDEA FOUR – Coconut & Wood Plates, Bowls & Chopping Boards
Coconut bowls are all the rage at the moment. They are
probably a more practical gift for the trendy Instagram people in your life. Or
the people who wish they were trendy Instagram people. If someone loves food or
cooking, wooden bowls, plates and chopping boards may be a fantastic, long used
and much-loved gift.
Skip this one for the friends and family who eat take away with
one hand and play computer games with the other.
IDEA FIVE – Jars of Preserved Foods
Again, I live on the Sunshine Coast, so I am surrounded by
boutique farms which produce their own preserves and sell them at local stalls
and stores. Everything from goat cheese, olives, dried tomatoes, garlic cloves,
more exotic jams and chutneys than I could poke a stick at.
In my favourite store, the Maleny Food co, which has QLD's
best ice cream, a fromagerie and a several shelves of exotic preserved goods,
there are always about a dozen things I want to buy. But I always tell myself
'next time'. Then I buy and ice cream, and $50 worth of buffalo cheese, and
next time never comes.
Again, this is a gift that is better for people who love to cook.
And its probably worth adding a small hand-written note, saying: 'This product
is tastiest if used within X months'. A lot of preserved food lasts forever. However,
that means some people save them forever! Products like expensive, virgin oils
are better used as soon as possible. After a few months they go stale.
Eat your preserves while they are fresh and full of life and
flavour.
IDEA SIX – Memberships, Tickets and Gift Cards
How about a twelve-month Audible membership? Or dancing
lessons? Or a twelve-month Netflix membership? Cooking lessons? Tickets to events?
Gift cards to and eco friendly store? Is there a memory you can have together? Can
you go scuba diving or horseback riding? This idea is particularly great for
kids. You can buy them a year of music lessons, or martial arts lessons. Anyone
who drives a lot will get a lot of use from an Audible membership.
If your friends have no time for classes and are always run
off their feet, would 20 hours of a maid service be welcome? How about 4 hours
of babysitting so they can go out together for once? If their yard is overrun,
can you hire them a gardener?
Think in terms of services, skills and experiences, not just
items.
So that's it! My suggested Christmas gift list. I am already
gathering my gifts for Christmas (pro tip, you're probably getting bamboo toothbrushes).
And if you start planning and ordering now, you should have everything in
plenty of time for Christmas, which will make things stress and guilt free.
If you don't celebrate Christmas, or Christmas is a bad time
for you, now is the right time to start planning so you will be busy over that
period. Make a list of things you want to fix, make and visit over December. Go
to the beach, go to the gym, get out in nature, declutter your house, learn to
cook some new things, try new restaurants, paint. Find a list of all the local
tourist attractions you've never been to and see them all. Tackle that pile of
books that you keep swearing you'll read. And, on Christmas day, even if you
don't want to, find someone hosting an orphan Christmas and spend the day with
them. Let other people feed and distract you.
And remember, try not to buy a bunch of crap that will end
up in landfill.
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